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Patients vs. customers

Somewhere in Wuhan, somebody ate undercooked bat soup, and the world as we knew it was over. (Note to self: never have your bat below medium, and avoid bat tartare like the plague.) Kids stayed home. So did their parents. They started talking to each other, instead of watching their phones while rushing from soccer …

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How Your Mask Is Just Like Your Undies. And how it\’s not.

    Both masks and underwear exist to contain badness. Neither works 100%, but they\’ll curb the worst of the spill. Don\’t borrow someone else’s, no matter how cool they look. Keep them on around strangers, unless you’ve both been tested. Cotton breathes better than polyester. If they don\’t fit well, you\’ll be chaffing. Wear them …

How Your Mask Is Just Like Your Undies. And how it\’s not. Read More »

How Your Mask Is Just Like Your Undies. And how it\’s not.

    Both masks and underwear exist to contain badness. Neither works 100%, but they\’ll curb the worst of the spill. Don\’t borrow someone else’s, no matter how cool they look. Keep them on around strangers, unless you’ve both been tested. Cotton breathes better than polyester. If they don\’t fit well, you\’ll be chaffing. Wear them …

How Your Mask Is Just Like Your Undies. And how it\’s not. Read More »

How Your Mask Is Just Like Your Undies. And how it\’s not.

    Both masks and underwear exist to contain badness. Neither works 100%, but they\’ll curb the worst of the spill. Don\’t borrow someone else’s, no matter how cool they look. Keep them on around strangers, unless you’ve both been tested. Cotton breathes better than polyester. If they don\’t fit well, you\’ll be chaffing. Wear them …

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I called her #1.

I called her #1. She called me #3. Like seasons inhabiting the same garden, #1 and I married the same husband at different times. She was his spring, blooming with hope. I\’m his fall, as we ripen into winter. He\’s no longer the man she married fifty years ago. Life smoothed his corners and softened …

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